"She won’t talk to me until I get my shit together."
“Every man has a She.”
"I’m going home to see my mother."
“Oh, is it her birthday?”
“Nope. I just love my mother, and she loves flowers.”
i have the worst hangover
by the end of last night i was having my final drink but i thought it was only like 4% but the bottle was actually 28.9 units and id drank a quarterthis is at the end (id drank i hve drznk too much) ahhhhhhh
"How many likes do you think we’ll get?"
"That’s gonna depend on the photo."
It’s so nice to be in love :)
ooooooooooh just had the best nachos eveeeeeeeeeer
I lean against the wooden door frame,
You stand by the stairs;
You’ve played a game this time I don’t quite
understand, and I don’t understand
why you’d be so fucking crude as to
place all the blame onto
I pull myself away from you ,
You stand by your sisters bedroom.